happy chinese new year everyone!
well, i had the usual tang yuan fan. it was okay, nothing much out of the ordinary happened. my brother accidentally squirted my grandma's eye with fishball juice though.
anyway, later on, i bathed. i was singing 'big spender', when i realised i had an audience. i looked to my left and staring at me was a yellow lizard. it was gross. i could see it's black veins and beady eyes and all. seeing it, i did the obvious thing.
i screamed, pointed the shower head at it, and squirted the little pervert, forgetting that lizards liked water. (i think).
instead of falling out the window, it climbed up the wall. i don't know how it managed that because the walls were all wet from my drunken stupor of attempting to squirt it (i had 2 glasses of white wine). i felt my modesty had been violated, so i quickly got out of the shower to wrap a towel around myself.
the stupid pervert FOLLOWED ME. it climbed on the CEILING and FOLLOWED ME. this was when i realised it was probably a male lizard.
i wrapped the towel around myself, then the lizard FELL OFF THE CEILING. thank goodness it didn't fall onto me, but it fell onto the patch of mat next to me, which was bad enough.
i screamed and kicked at the mat, and it scurried off behind the toilet bowl.
damn thing saw me naked. wtf. such a pervert la.
LIZARDS ARE PERVERTS. eek.